The -He-Bitch/DOUCHEBAG


K FELLAS YOU'RE UP, THE HOTT= MESS LADIES HAD BEEN CALLED OUT, NOW IT'S ONLY FAIR TO BRING YOU FELLAS IN THE MIX. NOBODY'S PERFECT AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO BELIEVE WE ARE. BUT WE ARE ALL GUILTY FOR ONE THING OR ANOTHER,IF YOU ARE IN THIS CASE...YEEEESH... SOME OF YOU FELLAS BEEN WEARING THE VAGINAS LATELY AND IF NOT THEN YOU BEEN A TOTAL TOOL....I HAVE HAD PLENTY OF RESEARCH, AND FALLEN VICTIM TO THE PETTY HANDS OF A FEW HE-BITCHES AND WORSE THE DOUCHEBAGS....UGH!!! IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES ...UNTIL THE FUN GETS TAKEN OUT...THEN IT'S JUST A SAD GAME THAT EVEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY... BUT SPEAKING OF FUN AND GAMES....I FOUND A FEW DOUCHEBAG ONLINE GAMES... LINKED BELOW

~ PLUS i Have a lil gift for some of you fellas so make sure you read till the very end of this BLAH BLOG ENTRY , so You can Collect Your GIFT I MADE JUST FOR YOU "WINNERS!"



!!DOUCHIE GAMES TO PLAY ON DESKTOP!!




So I wanted to do a Bad Musik Video Review ... and because of the Bad Musik Video I chose to Review, I was INSPIRED to Blah this Blog Entry after re-watching METHODS OF MAYHEM Video for their Douchie titled Song "Get Naked" which feature LIL KIM AND FRED DURST OF LIMP BIZKIT ...PFFT...AS if that isn't bad enough ...you should see this Music Video... and you can if you will....

>>GET NAKED HERE<<

YOU ARE A HE-BITCH/DOUCHEBAG IF....


  1. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR OVER 30 YEARS OLD?!!??!!

  2. YOU COLLECT FUNKO POPs!

  3. YOU OWN MORE THAN ONE LIGHTSABER AND PLAY WITH IT ON A REGULAR AS IF YOU ARE A JEDI

  4. YOU FOLLOW 100'S LINGERIE POSING IG MODELS, (SINGLE OR NOT YOU ARE A THIRSTY PERV)

  5. YOU HAVE A COLLECTION OF ACTION FIGURES, STAR WARS FIGURINES, ETC. OUT OF THE BOX , NO VALUE, OR WORTH) ONLY USED AS DECORATION PURPOSE OR WHATEVER

  6. YOU ARE INTO ROCK,METAL,/HIP HOP/HARDCORE/PUNK MUSIC , BUT LIKE POP SINGERS (BRITNEY SPEARS, LADY GAGA, CARLY RAE JEPSEN) BECAUSE THEY ARE 'HOT'

  7. YOU HAVE HIGH STANDARDS FOR THE TYPE OF WOMEN YOU WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH (SKINNY) BIG BOOBS, BIG BOOTY , GOOD IN BED) -BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE OVERWEIGHT, NAPPY LOOKING, PENIS SIZE BELOW 6 'INCHES, & BORING IN BED)

  8. YOU WATCH A LOT OF PORN WEEKLY AND STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK ANY GOOD.

  9. PORNHUB, YOUPORN ETC AND SOCIAL MEDIA ARE YOUR DAILY HIGHLIGHTS

  10. YOU ARE A MEME FREAK, THAT'S ALL YOU POST ON YOUR IG, FACEBOOK STORIES ON A DAILY.

  11. YOUR TATTOOS ARE ALL UNORIGINAL, YOU HAVE THEM BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY MAKE YOU LOOK COOL, AND INTERESTING... YOU ARE AS INTERESTING AS THE DOZENS OF OTHERS WHO HAVE THE SAME TATTOOS, GOOGLE IMAGES CAN VOUCH .

  12. YOUR MAIN SHOPPING SPREES ARE AT HOT TOPIC

  13. YOU THINK YOU ARE PIMP BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH MANY WOMEN , ONLY WHILE THEY WERE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF (ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOW SELF ESTEEM ,DESPERATION, OR BOREDOM)

  14. YOU HAVE THE SAME old twin sized squeaky BED YOU HAD SINCE YOU WERE A TEEN

  15. YOU HAVE LESS THAN $600 IN YOUR ACCT AND THAT INCLUDES THE AMOUNT IN YOUR SAVINGS

  16. YOU HAVE POSTERS THUMBTACKED OR TAPED ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS OF NOTHING BUT HAVE NAKED GIRLS OR BUTT NAKED GIRLS, FAVE. SPORTS TEAMS....(TACKY AND SO TEENAGE, GROW UP!)

  17. YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT STUPID SHIT DAILY (THAT COMES OFF AS BITCHING)

  18. YOU GET JEALOUS OF OTHER GUYS THAT CHECK OUT, OR COMPLIMENT YOUR GIRL,

  19. GET UPSET WHEN YOUR GIRL HUGS OR IS ATTENTIVE TO HER MALE FRIENDS.

  20. YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT STILL ASK OTHER WOMEN FOR (NUDES, FACETIME, DIRTY TALK ETC)

  21. YOU HAVE CHILDREN OR HAVE ONE ON THE WAY BUT STILL HIT UP OTHER WOMEN FOR NUDES, FACETIME, DIRTY TALK ETC.) !!!!!!-OTHER WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE IMP. YOUR KIDS SHOULD BE AND THE EXAMPLE YOU SET FOR THEM ...DUH!!!!!!!

  22. YOU HOLD GRUDGES FOR PETTY MEDIOCRE SHIT. ( -IF YOUR STILL MAD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED OVER 2 YEARS THAN YOU ARE A HE BITCH ! GET OVER IT!!!, I BET YOU EVERYONE IS....)

  23. YOU DON'T LIKE NOR WANT TO BE JUDGED FOR WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO BUT STILL JUDGE OTHERS FOR WHATEVER REASON ...

  24. YOU BLOCK OR GHOST OTHERS WHO DON'T OPPOSE A THREAT TO YOUR LIFE OR WELL BEING ,OR HARRASS YOU (WHICH IS THE MAIN PURPOSE OF BLOCKING OTHERS. ONLY AS A SOURCE OF "POWER"... POWER OF BEING A PUSSY ! HA!

  25. YOU TALK SHIT ON THOSE YOU DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH no balls to say it to their face but pussy enough to talk shit when their not around.... WHATTA DOUCHE

  26. YOU PUT THE BLAME OF YOUR BEHAVIOR ON OTHERS.